Tuesday, January 04, 2011

The even more updated Rick Scott Inauguration Donors list (humor)

Blue Cross Blue Shield of Florida, $25,000  
(You know this is for Rick Scott, right?)

Liberty Partners, $25,000 
(It turns out they don't like liberty very much)

United Automobile Insurance Co., $25,000
(Insuring cars before people since 1922)

FL Optometrists Association*, $25,000 
(We don't care if you're blind, unless you mean literally)

The Villages, $25,000  
(I knew this was an M.Night Shyamalan movie)

Sun Corn, Inc., $25,000  
(Great to know an ingredient that's in everything doesn't want to be bothered by "big government standards")

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, $25,000  
(I prefer Dunder Mifflin)

Progress Energy, $25,000  
(Doesn't Scott use the word progress as double-speak for "socialism?")

Florida Transportation Builders’ Association, Inc., $25,000  
(Now we can build a bridge to nowhere in FL - I can see Cuba from my house!)

21st Century Oncology, LLC, $25,000 
(By next year they can call themselves 12th Century Alchemy LLC)

Office Depot, $25,000  
(Rick Scott didn't remember that Staples carries the "easy" button)

USAA, $25,000 
("Real" Americans say America twice)

Mosaic Fertilizer, LLC, $15,000
(...Too easy)

Guarantee Insurance Company, $10,000
(I guarantee that we can't guarantee anything)

Keiser University, $10,000  
(Keiser is the top 12! ... for online universities)

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., $10,000  
(Who did Scott appoint for Emergency Management? Bryan Koon, who works for Walmart. Maybe we can union-bust storms for trying to happen simultaneously)

Preferred Medical Plan, $10,000  
(You'll prefer us because we tell you to)

Richard Beard, $5,000 
(What are you, a lumberjack?)

Hoe Brown, $5,000 
(Just like wasting the cash, don't you Hoe? I just couldn't help myself)

ABC Liquors, Inc., $5,000 
(If there's one thing Florida will collectively need after Scott is in office, it's whiskey)

More stuff from Leaflet blog 

Full list of donors here
Sources:
FPC
Scott Carroll Inaugural

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So slandering good companies who probably donated to BOTH parties makes you a hard hitting journalist? I think it just shows your myopic view of politics like most die-hard liberals I know. It seems to me that liberals are the ones who strive to stifle any kind of dissent that does not fit their point of view and shout down anyone speaking for the other side. Tolerance needs to go both ways!

Leaflet said...

Oh HAI troll!

I didn't call myself a hard hitting journalist - you did. In case you didn't notice, this is a blog. (Psst - that means I write in my free time).

The post is a list of donors for Rick Scott's specific inaugural event, not a political party;
Corporate sponsorship to both parties is usually an endeavor instilled by the interests of business alone and not of the people who will be affected.

Donations to Rick Scott will be criticized; To financially endorse a candidate who campaigned against environmental and business regulation after being investigated for the third highest gov. fraud case in US history implies a purely fiscal and selfish incentive.

So no, you don't get to be tolerant of intolerance. You do however get to blow me. How's that for hard hitting journalism?

Anonymous said...

I see. You are an amateur and resort to personal attacks when confronted and apparently need a girl/boy friend. I get it now.

And the original comment still stands - you are even more intolerant of those you accuse of intolerance.

Leaflet said...

Your "retort" is entirely an ad-hominem argument - which by definition is a logical fallacy unless you have somehow incurred a time machine and plan to become a sophist.

Although I do enjoy a fair deal of snark, I replied to every claim you had to say in your original comment. I have yet to see a critical response from you.

Game over.